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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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