if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
