isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
