Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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