we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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