VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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