why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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