I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Randomize
