Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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