I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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