Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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