why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
two words...techno handjob
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
