i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
do nipples grow back?
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