But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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