Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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