A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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