the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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