just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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