I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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