Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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