No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
worst night to have a conscience
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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