Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
