is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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