HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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