we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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