He uses pillows to masturbate.
i dont even know how to be here
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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