yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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