my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
This is my gift to your gina
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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