He is such a slut. More and more my type.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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