Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
it was like eating out sand paper
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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