Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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