Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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