do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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