it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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