So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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