Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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