Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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