No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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