I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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