I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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