At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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