Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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