in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
there's paper in my vomit.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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