Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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