Your tits are I can't wait for
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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