After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
they need to just BURY HIM!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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