Kiss
Puke
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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