I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
