i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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