Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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